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When you and me met the angels whispered 'perfect'

I wasn't kissing him, I was telling his lips a secret!

If you don't like the way us women drive, get off the damned path.

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2 all of you that talk about me, thank you for making me the centre of your world.

If a chronic liar tells you he's a chronic liar, do you believe him?

The hardest thing about walking away from you is knowing that you won't come after me.

If I drop a tear into the sea, the day I find it is the day I stop loving you.

It's hard to get over him if everything around you reminds you of him.

Don't leave when I push you away, it's times like that when I need you the most.

Look into my eyes, look into my heart, look in my soul it's all torn apart.

I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care, I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.  I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do, I'm sorry I just can't helo my self.  I fell in love with you.

Love is when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is far better than a dream.

To the world your just one person but to me your the world.

I may not get to see you as often as I like, I may not get to hold you all through the night, but deep inside my heart, I know that this is true, no matter what i do, I will always love you.

Once upon a time something happened to me, It was a dream come true, It was the day I met you. 

If a hug represented how much I love you, I would be holding you in my arms forever.

I love you when you smile, I love you when your bad, I love you when your kidding, I love you when your sad, i love you when your playing, I love you when your blue, but the reason I really love you is because your you.

You done something to me that I can't explain so would i be out of line when I say 'I miss you'.

I wasn't born a bitch...It took many years of dealing with lads like you that made me this way.







I don't want anyone else to get the chance to know how amazing you are.

Happiness is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth.

Smile, it scares the shit out of people.

The voices in my head think your crazy.

Don't get in a fight with an idiot, they'll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

My rollercoaster seems to have broken down, can I ride you instead?

The road is full of flat squirrels who couldnt make up their mind.

I've kissed many frogs and finally found my prince.

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Moving on is simple but it's what you leave behind which is hard.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

I have PMS and a gun, 'Excuse me did you have something to say?'

Don't interupt me when I'm talking to myself.

I believe that God above created me for you to love, He picked you out among the rest becuase he knew I would love you the best.

 He's so hot, he's so fine, guess what....he's all mine!

You know your drunk when you fall off the floor.

People say you only fall in love once, that's not true. Everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

This is me, take it or...leave it.

I'm daddy's little girl, but not the girl that Daddy knew, He hasn't got a clue what I did with you.

I'm not here right now but if you scream loud enough into your monitor I may just hear you.

Help I've fallen and I can't....Hey nice carpet.

If you love someone let them go, If they come back they're your's for life, If they don't it was never mean't to be.

I want to tell you what I'm feeling but I don't know where to start. I want to tell you but I'm afraid you'll break my heart.

Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them.

A friend is someone who see's you cry, a true friend has a soggy shoulder from it.

I get the best feeling in the world when you say Hi or smile beacuse I know for just a split second that I crossed your mind.

Never say I love you if you don't really care, never talk about feelings if they aren't really there, never look into my eyes if all you do is lie, never say hello if you really mean goodbye.

I knew I loved you from the start, you caught my eye but...broke my heart.

Missing you gets easier everyday, because even though I'm farther away from the last time I saw you I'm closer to the next time I will. 

A friend is someone who can see the pain and truth even if you are fooling everyone else.

They called it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

I don't want  you for the weekend, I don't want you for the night, I'm only interested if I can have you for life.

A million words won't bring you back, I know because I tried, a million tears won't bring you back, I know because I've cried.

A friend will bail you out of jail but a true friend will be in there with you saying that was fun!

Some mistakes are just too much fun to only make once.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila.....FLOOR

I'm away as in 'Not Here'.  Look if you can't take a hint, prehaps you don't know the meaning of the word. Try clicking that

If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it just don't break it or my world will fall apart.

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh but I didn't know that looking back on the laughs would make me cry

Some day you'll cry for me like I cried for you, Some day you'll miss me like I missed you, Some day you'll need me like I needed you, Some day you'll love me but i won't love you

Somewhere there's someone that dreams of your smile and finds in your presence life is worth while so when you are lonely remember somebody somewhere is thinking of you

You know when your in love when the hardest thing is to say goodbye

If loving you is wrong i never want to be right.

I think about you day and night I swear that you my mr right I'll love you more than you'll ever know baby thats why I'm never letting you go

If it looks like a ducks quacks like a duck and smells like a duck then it's definatly not a dog

Love is not finding a perfect person but seeing and imperfect person prefectly.

Sticks and stones may hurt my bones but words will never harm me ~ that aint true ~ I would give all my bones to never have heard the words that took you away from me.

The only thing that keeps me sane is talking to my shoe.

My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never

I don't play hard to get, I play to get you hard.

I had a wet dream last night, I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff.

What's hairy on the outside, soft and wet in the inside, starts in C ends in T and has a U and a N in the middle of it? Answer: Coconut, what where you thinking perv.

I thought that U+Me =Never but it seems it meant forever.

The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, the only one for me is YOU

Everyone is meant for someone, I believe that you are my someone

It's true that we don't know what we have until it's gone but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

It's hard to see a love end like this, when the one that you care for, just turns, and walks away.

It's hard to answer the question "whats wrong?" When nothing's right

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, everytime I fall in love, it never seems to last.

We may fight and we may cry but my love for you will never die, I'll care for you till the end because you are the sweetest boyfriend

I don't know what I'd do without you, I don't know where I'd be because your not only a boyfriend you're everything to me

You know when your in love with someone when the thought of one moment without them kills you inside

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One day you will ask me what is more important? Me or your life. My answers going to be my life and your going to walk away without knowing that you are my life.

Jelousy is terrible disease, get well soon bitch

At first I looked at you as a friend, then I realised, I love you

A girl is not all she seems, she's not a toy by any means. Underneath all that make up and hair there's a sign saying "Handle with Care"

To love is one thing, to be loved is another, but to be loved by the person you love is everything.

If your asking if I need you the answer is forever, If your asking If I'll leave you the answer is never, If your asking what I value the answere is you, If your asking if I love you the answer is I do!

Your eyes sparkle like stars, your smile brightens up the sun, when you say you love me I know that your the one!

If a turtle hasn't a shell, does that make him homeless or naked?

You + Me + Whipped Cream +Handcuffs, any questions?

Whoever said anything is possible obviously never tried shutting a revolving door.

True love doesn't have a happy ending thats because true love doesn't have an ending

I finally realised that you are my true love and I had a lot of time to think, and your all I seem to keep thinking of.  Now I know I need you, I need you everyday. I can't live without you, so please don't run away.





If you love me like you say you do, prove to me that your love is true,, say you love me and hold my hand, tell me that you'll always be my man.


I will forever love you, I will forever care, I will forever live my life wishing you were there, and as for long as I like I will never walk away, as long as you promise me one thing, if you come to me, you will stay.


My mother told me not to talk to strangers, I never talk to myself anymore.


Nights are too long and I'm cold here without you!


Little boys know they love you because they need you, men need you because they love you!